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mediatard 

Someone who fully believes what they see on the news, or on a social media page, as long as it agrees with their political party.
"My Aunt is such a mediatard. I swear she quotes CNN word for word. She thinks it's all true."
"Well my Uncle is the same way, but with OAN. He's a huge trumpie."
"Ugh. and my aunt is exactly what your uncle would call a snowflake . Honestly, I can't stand either.
mediatard by an idiot defines... September 2, 2021
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meditarded 

When you accidentally overdo it, cannabinoid-wise.
"Holy cocksucker...I was just trying to get rid of my fucking migraine and lower back so I could sleep.... now, my shit feels great, but I accidentally got myself meditarded"
meditarded by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019
An eater of animal flesh, cooked or raw,who is obnoxious about it to the point of mocking those who choose not to join him/her.
When that meatard found out that I was a vegan, he delighted in waving his Big Mac under my nose!
meatard by Tofu King February 6, 2005

Megatarded 

A combination of 'mega' and 'retarded' to explain a really a bad situation that either makes you mad, or otherwise causes feelings of negativity.
Dood, your grandma died..that must be megatarded =-/.
Megatarded by Kingsley Dawson May 20, 2007

Metatard 

Someone that is so unbelievably retarded that they ascend the normal levels of tardness and become the Metatard. Metatards usually take somewhere in the range of an hour to answer the simplest questions.
You: What time is it?
(Long pause)
Metatard: Mayonnaise.
You: Are you high?
Metatard: 12:04.
Metatard by sp33dw33d420 April 26, 2017

MediaWar 

A battle between at least two people each supporting a media file, whether it be music, a youtube video, or a photograph.

See: MediaWars.com
UirosFace: I'm declaring a MediaWar against you with nintendo 64 kid

Tillyface22: I'm defending with the greatest touchdown of all time. Your going down
MediaWar by uiros May 12, 2009
A person who eats animal products and experinces extreme cognitive dissonance when a vegan talks about veganism.
Vegan: Eating animals today is unnecessary as we can get all the nutrients and vitamins we need from plants.
Meatard: Animals eat animals tho, lions tho, protein tho, history tho, circle of life tho...
Vegan: You just can’t have a logical debate with a meatard...
Meatard by O’G July 17, 2018
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