Melinda May

The most badass SHIELD agent ever. Played by actress Ming-Na Wen. She is a SHIELD specialist trained in combat, weaponry, piloting, and could kill you a hundred different ways with a plastic spoon. Her one weakness is the man she is madly in love with, Phil Coulson

Daisy: Damn I wish I was as good as Melinda May.
Coulson: I don't know, she's pretty hot. Melinda May is also basically my wife.
Daisy: Dont remind me...
Phil: Y'know I fucked her in Tahiti?

by DontCallMe_TheCavalry January 9, 2020

Melinda

MELINDA IS THE BEST NO PROTEST

Melinda is the best

by Bästavän January 27, 2017

Melinda may

Melinda may is an agents in Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. She has does once in season 6 or 7 but she is a loyal companion and lover of Phil coleson. Melinda has had the same training as agent romanoff and is about her level. She has travel in time, space and even went to a fear dimention. Melinda once loved agent grant ward until we found out he was a traitor, Melinda is one of the bets MCU characters ever….

“ hey have u ever heard of Melinda may “
“ oh yasss gurl she beet everyone a** “

“ agreed ..”

“ venom “

“ venom “

by My_Marvel_12 June 29, 2021

Melvindale

The small, once peaceful city, that was invaded by Detroiters, basically ruining the city, especially the schools. Melvindale is mainly known for a lady stabbing her dad over a dinner roll, a drunk 14 year old being raped, and a racist former high school football coach. Melvindale is one step away from becoming a ghetto. They might as well give up and make it another part of Detroit.

Where do you live?" "My crib be in dat sity Melvindale

by sosickofthishittt December 9, 2010

Melinda

Melinda is a cheerful and funloving girl who appears quite at first until you get to know her. Melinda's are very committed and pretty much always do what they say they will and make sure to keep the promises they make. Melinda's are quite adventurous and not just in the out dors. Thay can be quite spontaneous at times and are super annoying if they aren't motivated to make up there mind. Reading is never their strong suit nither are men, but Melinda is still one of the prettiest girls you will ever meet from her long red hair, nice body, and hazel eyes. If a Malinda doesn't like something around people she doesn't know then she is most likely quite about it upfront but then bashes you to bits later. Melinda can be brutally honest at times. Melinda's can also take a long time to truly open up about how she feels for you but once she does you will feel like the most amazing person in the world so its totally worth the wait. Melinda's are super outgoing though a little picky about what it is that they want and super smart and creative. If you meet a Melinda you are very lucky and should thresher your time with her and really get to know her because she can make you feel like the luckiest person in the world or like an idiot whos just ben thrown in hell. So try to make a good impression because regardless of what it is she will never forget you.

Bro, did you see Melinda?

Yup, she was looked really nice but she didn't talk very much.

by Grew to be you December 20, 2019

melinda

A substance known as pie.

Yum i had some nice apple melinda today.

by panda warrior July 29, 2006

Melinda

someone who is ethereal, perfect, awesome, beautiful, trustworthy, adorable, gorgeous, pretty, attractive, lovely, charming, heavenly, winsome, stunning, ravishing, arresting, glamorous, irresistible, charming, compassionate, sympathetic, considerate, helpful, likeable, reliable, bewitching, beguiling, appealing, engaging, prepossessing, cheerful, friendly, resourceful, sincere graceful, elegant, aesthetic, magnificent, exquisite, amazing, awesome, kind, talented, smart, nice and cute >:)

damn bro, ur such a melinda

by dae's last braincell October 21, 2020