missle defense system

A woman´s hips or ass. Anything that could potentially get near a man´s missle.

Kevin wants to know about his teacher´s missle defense system. We´re talking, curves, we´re talking Homeland Security, baby!

by Andrew from california August 6, 2008

Stink Missle

Is a well hung mans penis, before, during or after having anal sex. Refering to the working end of his unit being covered in lube and poo.

I heard you gave Rebecca the Stink Missle last night, you go man.

by Nabolshia May 1, 2011

Dick Missle

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015

rape missle

Another name for a male's genitalia, or the male sex organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and making important life decisions. One of two things men keep after a divorce.

Whenever walking through the park late at night, watch out for men firing off their rape missles.

by Wilson F. October 23, 2007

Missletoe

The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.

Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.

by Cringlesz November 28, 2019

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Missle Tits

Girls with tits so pointy and narrow they could almost poke your eye out and they look like they are holding rockets on there chest and they are ready to fire

Amy has MIssle tits she almost poked my eye out so i took out my knife and sliced off her nipples

by Anonymous October 18, 2003