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Meissle by A Donovan Soul February 3, 2026
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Sewer Missle 

Something that occurs after a long night of drinkin with the posse. Best deposited at work, a pubic shitter or a friends house. Never drop a Sewer Missle at home unless you have the extra cash for Rotor-Rooter.
Sewer Missle by DFlowers December 15, 2011

monkey missle

to hang from the highest point possible at the end of sex and eject semen on to your partner while hanging like a monkey
dude last night wuz crazy this girl took me to her place and i wound up giving her a monkey missle
monkey missle by anthony skriver November 17, 2007

latex missle 

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.
Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle
latex missle by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Meat missle 

N.
Penis; Wang; Cock; Johnson; Dick; Schlong; Rod; Member.
I let her play with my meat missle until it exploded in her mouth.
Meat missle by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Flange-missle

When a man inserts a small object e.g. a marble, into his foreskin and then uses his pressure from the release of urine to propel the small object into a woman's vagina.
Billy says to his friend " I nailed my girlfriend last night!"
Tommoi replied " How did you do that ?"
Billy answered " I hit her with a Flange-missle."
Flange-missle by moj98 February 26, 2015

Morning Missle 

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.
I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.
Morning Missle by t June 30, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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