Harry Maguire

A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.

Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."

by jojosbizarredefinitions November 25, 2020

Megumin

The one true daughter of Michael Bay

Megumin: EXEPLOOOOOOOSIIION

by xbax October 11, 2020

Fushiguro Megumi

one of the sexiest anime men in the world, you heard it here folks. he's from the anime jujutsu kaisen and is the edgy side character with black hair and blue eyes. he also gets thrown around like a potato sack... poor man can't catch a break.

Oh my god, it's Fushiguro Megumi!

That guy you're dating?
Well, he doesn't know it yet, but yeah!

by mxgs December 3, 2020

Dalton McGuinty

A politician who will say anything to get/stay elected. An incompetent boob who has taken Ontario from number 1 to number 10 in economic growth. A politician who has broken more promises than any other politician in history. His name has become synonymous with lying and false promises

Dude, don't try and Dalton McGuinty me, you never walked on the moon, I know you're lying.

by Rich Caker October 20, 2007

Bully Maguire

Leader of the bullymaguirism. A legend. THE most powerful god. Father of shrek.

Sun: MUAHAHAH YOU CAN'T KILL ME
Bully Maguire: I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
*freezes the sun*

Earth: NOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY FATHER
Bully Maguire: I missed the part where that's my problem
*burns earth to a crisp*
Bully Maguire: *does the bully maguire dance in Shreks dimension*

by WestriderNilo0879 January 20, 2022

megi

cool person, very funny, loves to help others, very smart, genious
Albanian name, usually mispronounced
super sexy, hot

dont mess up with

That hottie new girl was named Megi.

You are so sexy as if were named Megi.

by heyhottie its me November 3, 2011

maguired

The drunken state of a person to the point one has little knowledge of their whereabouts, what is revolving around them and is completely and utterly fucked.

Becky: Maria, are you Maguired?
Maria -Finishes 70cl of vodka and decks it in the middle of red bridge- Yes Becky, I am completely and utterly Maguired.

by lankyboobsn October 20, 2013