McFlurry

A sexual kink where you insert your penile device in someone's unclean, poop-ridden anus multiple times and ejaculate into it. Then you proceed to stir your penis around in it mimicking the movement of a McFlurry mixer machine.
Mike Hawk: Yoo dude I heard you got some serious cooch from Samantha last night!
Dixie Rex: Nah man, she wanted to me to give her a Mcflurry last night. My little man was not a big fan of it.
by BlackLongMamba January 18, 2023
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The McFlurry is a pre/post-sentence appendage (written or verbal) used in colloquial arbitration and debate to confer confidence in one’s statements and invoke a lighthearted challenge with a friendly inconsequential wager - a McDonald's McFlurry. Direct translation of a "McFlurried" statement may read, “I bet you a McFlurry that (insert sentence).”

It should be noted that reconciliary collection of owed McFlurries is often not practiced amongst friends.

It should also be noted that challenges capitalized by a McFlurry do not always have to be measurable and are often subjective in nature (see example 3).
1. I'd work you. McFlurry.
2. McFlurry she's a man.
3. McFlurry I'm way sweeter than you.
by WillieWillie December 10, 2010
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The male whale inserted his dork into the female whale's mcflurry.
by tnowak3 May 27, 2011
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one of the cheapest mcdonald's.. you can buy it only with 5000 Rupiah (around 0.75 $) + 10% annoying gov tax..
why mcflurry cheap? some say that it made from chicken fat..
by Dikku April 19, 2010
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Shooting your load up a girl's nose while she gives you a hand-job
Should have seen the look on her face when she got McFlurried.
by Scroticus December 23, 2003
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a tasty treat from Mcdonalds ..... also refered as cum in a cup!

Sarah "what you got there sam?"
Sam "a crunchie McFlurry "
Sarah "crunchie cum in a cup..... just the way i like it!"
by batshoes June 13, 2008
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Having sex with a girl that has a glass eye, as you pull out, rip the glass eye out of the socket and cum in her empty eye socket and replace the glass eye.
Tim: Hey you guys remember Tina?
Guys: Yeah...isn't that the bitch with the glass eye?
Tim: Yeah, I gave her the Mcflurry last night and she loved it!
by Nate807 April 25, 2007
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