McDonald's WiFi

a term to describe slow wifi

"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."

by kningrad September 5, 2017

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

McDonald's WiFi

1. WiFi given out at McDonald's
2. Very terrible WiFi I used when writing this

McDonald's WiFi SUCKS
Real Maccas or bad WiFi
Bad WiFi m8

by SkeletonGuy November 17, 2018

McDonald's shot

verb: taking an empty McDonald's ketchup cup and filling it with your choice of drink and chugging it down.

Mark partied at his local McDonald's with a Big Mac and McDonald's shots.

by psychoace66 November 2, 2010

McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.

*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.

by Iamthe1337teh1337er April 8, 2016

McDonald's fart

When you can't distinguish a scent from a fart or stale McDonald's, the mystery smell is referred to as a McDonald's fart.

The elevator in the Hallowell Building smells like a McDonald's fart.

by A-roo February 5, 2007

mcdonald's internet connection

When your playing an online game and your internet connection is so laggy that you have no control of your game.

Tim got that McDonald's internet connection, no wander his K/D's so bad

by Tj1700 April 18, 2016