McDagget

The unknown insomniac entity that entertains the masses... kind of like a vigilante that combats boredom.

Last night McDagget kept me up all night with his ridiculous shenanigans.

by McDagget October 31, 2012

McNaggets

Shocked of something that has just occurred

What the McNaggets that guy just fell from the roof and survived

by Mr.blowitUp911 December 27, 2017

mcgraggers

It means that you are a dirty naked mole rat who only plays skywars and bedwars

Brooo he is being mcgraggers again

by itsmedababy August 31, 2021

McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.

The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.

by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025

A McJagger

When a woman equips a strap on with a sharpened tip and violently penetrates a mans anus repeatedly.

guy 1: Yo man i cant walk after last night
guy 2: how come dude
guy 1: she gave me a 12 inch McJagger
guy 2: a what
guy 1: a mcjagger is when i get penetrated with a sharpened strap on

by A McJagger December 3, 2025

nut face mcjagger

A local homie from Pville BC his name is Kyle

yo where is nut face mcjagger at?

by Thasercha October 7, 2020

Cptn. McHagger face

When you’re drunken cliff diving but you do a bellyflop while saluting

Guy:1 hey man do a backflip off the cliff
Guy:2 fuck that man I’m going to do a Cptn. McHagger face
Crowd: we gotta see this shit

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022