Mozel tov with a french fry

When you slap your girlfriends butt in the drive thru of a fast food place. Making her bend over and expose her butthole. You then insert the French fry inside her butt and feed it to her.

How was your date last night?

It was great I gave her a mozel tov with a French fry.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

Ohad (mazal tov)

Ohad is a really cool, smart funny and good-looking famous celebrity. He gained fame by acting as Ze'ev Jabotinsky in the Oscar winning clip "avoda be-ezrahut". Additionally he is very strong because he goes to the GYM (boo), but its his choice so I'll let it be. He is also smart because he choose to major in chemistry (yay) and not in physics (boo). Next year he will join the WSC, as his jealousy and lack of alpacas poses a difficulty that disturbs him from falling asleep at night. Ohad is also really cool, with a fun personality and sophisticated haircut.
Mazal Tov Ohad!!!!! happy 16th birthday

random physics student: "I'm so sad... why did I choose this terrible major. I made a huge mistake!"
*Ohad in the back ground*: 😎

Ohad (mazal tov)

by 7wow January 1, 2024

Mazeltov Cocktail

The unexpected disclosure of a person's Jewishness in, or creating, an extremely awkward or combustible situation.

In his autobiography The Ragman's Son, Kirk Douglas (nee Issur Danielovich) recounts many instances of confronting anti-Semitism he encounters by people unaware the actor himself is Jewish. In a particularly notable example, Douglas explodes a Mazeltov Cocktail in the face of an anti-semitic actress immediately after bedding her, remarking at the climactic moment, "I am a Jew...You are being f...d by a Jew."

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

Mazeltov Cocktail

A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.

Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 28, 2018

Mazeltov

A word used in response to a hiccup.

Aaron: *Hiccup*

Danielle: Mazeltov

Aaron: Mickelton

by ac871 November 9, 2018

Mazeltov Cocktail

When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.

Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.

by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016

Mazeltov

When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.

We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.

I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.

by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011