Mathieu

A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.

girl 1 - "OMG! Look, look, look, it's Mathieu!"
girl 2 - *SQUEAL* "he is so freakin' HOT!

by American Admirer November 15, 2010

matthius

A name of a person who is brave and loving to everyone

Matthius helped an old lady across the street

by Unicorn masterr April 30, 2020

Mathieu Fortin

Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.

"Mathieu Fortin strikes again with his amazing deal-finding skills, scoring a massive discount on his favorite Ziploc bags - all while munching on a slice of toast before bedtime."

by Angus McShaggy March 13, 2023

Mathieu

A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.

"Oh stop Being such a Mathieu. We need to leave some food for everyone else."

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Mattheus

A dude with the biggest cock in the world. Hottest man in the world. He is atlethic af. Master at all sports. Has a high vert. Aka a fucking god

Damn Mattheus is such a fucking god

by bjdjdjvdbskskskdn525638291690 November 22, 2021

mattieu

A mattieu is a sub-species of prakash indian. A mattieus diet consists of puncheon, nicotime and weed. A mattieu is especially fomd of Venezuelan women in their early twenties-to early thirties. A mattieu is native to Rio Claro and appears skinny in nature. The mattieu is an endangered species..... PROTECT IT AT ALL COSTS.

"Oh my gosh, look at that , a rare wild mattieu in its natural habitat"

"I must call am exterminator, i have a mattieu problem"

by Oxforddd November 25, 2021

matthaeus

He is the the ancient Greek god of sex. People belived that he sends children in the world by making hardcore sex. Matthaeus is the most imoprtant god afer Zeus. Those who have big dicks and perfect tits are believed that they are ancestors of Matthaeus

Perfect tits are said to be sent by Matthaeus

by Hobbok Ton :) February 6, 2014