Mattheson

Sexy af. Most outstanding guy you will ever meet. A little bit of a fuck boy but loving in a relationship. He’s very Loyal and a good friend.
Mattheson can either be the chillest guy you know or your always in a love hate relationship. A Mattheson will very often switch from either the dumb/hyper type of guy to the angry/overly serious type of guy. A Mattheson has very strong opinions and always stays true to his values.

A Mattheson is very loved and liked.

by Stacy_renalds November 21, 2021

Oliver Mathieson

A big dick Maltese man who has all the bitches and destroys all other Maltese men in battles of bulge size

Wow Jordan Galea's bulge is so small compared to Oliver Mathieson

by gg bibba August 12, 2019

mathewson

an asshle that thinks he better then everyone

he can be a mathewson

by gibber1212 May 23, 2017

elle mathesson

Disturbed and abandoned little girl who is usually photographed giving the middle finger. It's a shame that she had to grow up knowing that her mother is a whore. As Jenn Rivell has very little to do with the child some are still holding out hope that Elle may turn out allright.

Poor Elle got abandoned by her mommy.

by Sometimes February 15, 2005

Mathesonite

Cires about getting a B

Person 1: Have you seen John
Person 2: Nah he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

Mathesonite

Crying over not getting a B

Person 1: Hey have you seen Johnny?
Person 2: Oh he went home he has Mathesonite

by BibJib November 23, 2023

mateson

Another way to say "mate".

Mateson pleasssssee; you aint shit compared to him.

by onderwish May 19, 2014