Masturhate

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.

Why? That lady's a bitch!

Exactly!

by GayBlaine October 9, 2014

Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.

Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.

by Domonic February 16, 2009

Masturwait

While waiting for a game to load, a download to finish or computer to turn on, you masturbate to kill the time.

The 50 second wait between round of Battlefield 3 were a good time to masturwait.

by That filthy guy December 28, 2011

Masturhate

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.

by Etserganeo July 8, 2010

mastershit

the ultimate shit. You have been constipated for days, then out of nowhere your body tells you its time to sit on the pot. Agonizingly for up to what could be as long as 3 hours the MASTERSHIT is delivered.

I need a Mastershit I reckon
I am delivering the Mastershit
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....MASTERSHIT
I have delivered the Mastershit
(other person) Jeezus baby, have you smelled the John? Has someone become Lord of the Mastershit recently?

by djbladdered March 13, 2009

mastursation

The act of carrying on a conversation while masturbating.

Kyle was having a long mastursation with a girl on a webcam site.

by amishwhale August 15, 2019

Masturbait

When you get off to fish

1-"I love masturbaiting"

2-"You mean masturbating?"
1-"No, I get off to fish"

by Stalker Ex February 1, 2021