Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."
Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?
Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008
Get the masturdatemug. Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.
Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.
by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018
Get the Masturdatemug. Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.
"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."
by punksucks July 9, 2016
Get the Masturdatemug. A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
by MiscTiger May 28, 2013
Get the masturdatemug. modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.
by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010
Get the Electronic Masturdationmug. The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.
Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.
by Qbie March 25, 2020
Get the Masturdatingmug. by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016
Get the Masturdatemug.