Masturdating

You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.

I am masturdating around Thamel today.

by Dankknight November 30, 2018

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008

Masturdated

To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.

All of my friends were busy with their day, so I masturdated with a shopping spree and a movie

by AugustLeo81 September 10, 2014

masturdate

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.

by MiscTiger May 28, 2013

Electronic Masturdation

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone

I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.

by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

Masturdating

The act of dating remotely during a pandemic, often characterized by self-gratification during online encounters.

Willie: Hey man, how's it going with Sally?
Johnny: Great, we've started masturdating. It's way better than online porn.

by Qbie March 25, 2020