masturbathon

Feeding a very long slong. (See slong.)

John: Hey man, where've you been all weekend?
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.

by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003

masturbathon

1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest

1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon

by Mac Daddy Kings May 12, 2003

mastrubarathon

Mastrubating a very long time. Often resulting in multiple orgasms

You look tired.
Yeah, I did a mastrubarathon yesterday.

by roelfo June 24, 2016

Masturbathon

Not to be confused with masturbathong, a masturbathon is a marathon in which one masturbates constantly for a set period of time. Can also be the opposite in which one does NOT masturbate for a certain period of time.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm going to go on a masturbathon tonight.
Guy 2: Nicee, good luck.

by fubawss January 10, 2011

Masturbathon

The art of masturbating at a rate of over 6 times per hour, for a duration of at least 3 hours.

Girl : Hey honey! Wanna go see that horrible, boring, cocksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon

by FireCrotchAnnelieMaurice March 12, 2015

Masturbration

The act of expressing jubilation through jerking off, either by yourself, or around company.

"Guys I got the Job!" "This calls for a masturbration!" "Circlejerk or Solo?" "Either"

by AnonInfinity September 25, 2014

masturbathon

to have a masterbating contest with another gay friend of yours

by GGGGG-unit May 7, 2003