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Masturbathon

The art of masturbating at a rate of over 6 times per hour, for a duration of at least 3 hours.

Girl : Hey honey! Wanna go see that horrible, boring, cocksucking movie, 50 shades of grey with me tonight?
Boy : Nah Bitch I'm havin' a masturbathon

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