Masterbailer

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

by Absurdum July 17, 2011

masterbaitor

a person who is skilled at baiting fish; often mistaken with masterbator

That redneck is a masterbaitor, he caught 10 eels by seducing them with his fingers.

by PhysEd December 22, 2008

masterbate

how dumb people spell "masturbate"

i gotsta ta go masterbate rihgt no!

by meh July 1, 2003

criminal mastermind

Criminal Mastermind:
1)The mastermind or kingpin of the criminal operations. If taken out of the loop the operation will fail.

2)To be the one who creates the blueprints or schemes of the crimes.

1)Cop1: We need to stop this drug ring down in compton
Cop2: Good idea. I'll go undercover and find the criminal mastermind

2)Criminal1:Hey man how are we going to break into the bank?
Criminal mastermind:We sneak in through the ducts at 12 am, here are the blueprints.

by Mysterious Man #6854 June 13, 2005

spider mastermind

If you think females can't fight, think again. This nasty lady comes equipped with a full-blown chaingun attached to her body and takes a shitload of ammo to kill. It is the final boss of DOOM and makes a few appearances in DOOM II.

Only the spider mastermind has a chance of killing the Cyberdemon.

by DoomGuy September 20, 2006

Masterbate

Masturbation for professionals.

"You spelled masturbate wrong."
"Your masturbation is only amateur. When you do it as much as me it becomes masterbate."

by Niladen September 3, 2013

masterbacin'

what you do when looking at bacon porn.

Last night, when I was looking at bacon porn, I started masterbacin'

by cjsnickers April 23, 2009