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Masterforeplaytion

To add foreplay into the art of masterbation.
I seen this hot Guy and now i Want to get into some masterforeplaytion with him in mind.
by Suite Seduction March 21, 2011
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Masterlocked

A way of attacking someone in prison. You get hold of a padlock via paying off guards of stealing one of a gate and put it in your sock. Get 8 other people to do this and then beat the victim to death with them.
Did you hear? Dave got masterlocked!
by udking420 June 28, 2020
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masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)
I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.
by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022
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Masterlate

Late for something because you were masterbating
Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.
by CCdiemond September 13, 2014
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masterbeaters

A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation
"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"

" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
by Da Running man October 29, 2011
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masterbeat

The art of intensily jerking your body to the beat of a song
"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
by White Tux May 30, 2013
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masterbeat

Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.
by drizue. May 16, 2003
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