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masking tape 

n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.

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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.
masking tape by gnostic3 June 16, 2020

Conscientious Masking 

To wear masks around people you don’t want to talk to in absence of a pandemic
simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
Conscientious Masking by rtalati February 17, 2021

Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
Muck Masking by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010

lunchtime double-masking 

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.
Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!

The Art of Masking 

When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.
Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.
The Art of Masking by MathPlus November 1, 2021

Gas Masking 

To pull a girl's sweet smelling, worn panties over one's head and wearing them around like a gas mask. To Gas Mask correctly, one must pull the panties over the head, exposing one's eyes through the leg holes and allowing the fragrant gusset to rest over the nose the mouth. Gas Masking may be performed by a male or female and may be preferred after certain activities such as running, working out, gardening and other activities that work up an irresistible, tangy smelling, zest.
Stan: Dude! WTF are you wearing on your face? Is that a pair of panties?

Frank: Yea Brrrraaaaaaahhhh!! Muh girl just ran a 5k this morning and I couldn't help but grab them when she got into the shower and do a little Gas Masking. It's irresistible. What a tangy funk she got.
Stan: Sounds zesty Broooohhhhh! Let me mask up when you are done.