Definitions by Heffer

masking tape 

a protective barrier over your penis when bottle rockets are tied to it

an example: Jackass the movie

masking tape by Heffer January 10, 2005

poser

Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.

"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser!"

poser by Heffer May 2, 2003

bollocked 

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

bollocked by heffer May 1, 2003