3 definitions by Heffer

to get told off
he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late
by Heffer May 1, 2003
Someone who tries to be something (ex. prep, skater, goth, jock... etc.) but really sucks at it and is then called a poser or mabye a loser and has no friends because everyone hates him.
"Dude, u can't skateboard u fucking poser!"
by Heffer May 2, 2003
a protective barrier over your penis when bottle rockets are tied to it
by Heffer January 11, 2005