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Mary Poppins

Whenever someone wears white socks with black shoes or black socks with white shoes.
Mary Poppins by Dara Khani December 8, 2012

Mary Poppins

The sexual act of taking an umbrella and shoving it inside your partner's rectum, then opening it to its for extent. It was first done on accident when, the original Mary Poppins, fell down and shoved it in to John Davis' butt. Then later it was used to clean out people's ass.
Why is Lisa walking so weird?' She got Mary Poppins Last night.
Mary Poppins by PudEsParry October 13, 2010

Mary Poppins

Someone who pops alot of pills.
He does so many Robitussin Cough Gels, everyone calls him Mary Poppins

Mary Poppins

A girl whose pussy is so loose and flobby(probably from being a slut)that she could jump off a building spread her pussy and use her pussy to float down to earth slowly.
Dillon: Did u get any from that chick last night?
Chris: Hells ya i did, but shes pretty much the biggest Mary Poppins ever!
Mary Poppins by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

mary poppins

A girl who is interested in you who does not call before she just "pops in" to your pad.

Usually a girl who you are not interested in who's act you consider annoying.
Billy: "So what did you do last night?"

Tommy: "Nothing fun, Mary Poppins stopped by and I was cornered into hanging out with her."
mary poppins by Aaron Goodyear August 24, 2005

Mary Poppins

A gruesome sex act that involves the opening of an umbrella inside the orifice of another individual.
Karen was rushed to the emergency room after Bob decided to surprise her with a Mary Poppins for their anniversary.
Mary Poppins by Chris_L July 21, 2020