Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Maritza

A Maritza is a combination of spicy n sexy.She always has an attitude but that doesnt keep her from having friends. She never gives a fuck about anyone or anything. Once you lose her, you lost the worlds most amazing girl. Shes loyal and a keeper! If you have her dont lose her! She knows how to party and have fun no matter what. Definetely the hottest mamasita out there.

"Did you hear Maritza is going to saturdays party"
"Now I have a motivation to go"

by lilskinnydip June 13, 2018

Marc Marut

Arguably one of the greatest actors of all time. Dropped out of acting in 1999 to pursue his karate career. Starred in one of the undisputed top 10 films of all time, The Paperboy (1994). Known for classic quotes such as, "No! It was supposed to be us, the family!", and "Oh, she broke her neck. She's going to be a paraplegic from now on."

1. Marc Marut is my hero.
2. Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington are great actors but they don't come close to Marc Marut.

by Officer Wanta February 8, 2008

marquitta

Marquitta is a smart lit person. They are the litest person you will ever meet. They will make u see things you have never understood

She is so lot, who is that .... Marquitta

by mads3305 January 20, 2017

Markita

Super fine! Sweet, loving & talented. She's the girl you would want to take to your mom. Markita is someone you can look up too. She's far from average & yet so classy. You'll be stuck on Markita if you ever get her.

That girl over there is a Markita.

by Ladycakes January 10, 2017

Maritza

An outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.A Maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. They're fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. Maritzas are reliable. They sometimes plan and organize their life. They are a friendly and trusting person. They tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.

person 1: "Hey, did you hear how Melissa needed help with her project?"
person 2: "Yea! A Maritza helped her and it came out great."

by lillynessss00 July 28, 2009

Marmite bullethole

A slang term for the anus.

I wiped all the butt chutney from my marmite bullethole.

by Original Steve September 30, 2007