Martyball

The American football strategy used by Mike Martz, relying on the seven-step drop and a terrible offensive line to smash Jay Cutler, rattling his brain and giving him superhuman powers. The "Martyball" employed by Schottenheimer will henceforth be known as Schottyball.

"MARTY DONT MARTYBALL NOOOOOOOOOOO"- Jay Cutler RIP <3

by Mike Football Martz April 6, 2011

Martyball

While playing the golf game wolf, the wolf passes up good shots just to have Marty as his partner.

Dave always plays martyball because Marty is his boyfriend. Brian plays martyball because he thinks it's his only chance to win dots. Steve plays Marty ball because he uses irons off the tee.

by Gmoney2424 September 21, 2018

Martyrbation

When C-4 is your Viagra. And your premature ejaculation ensures the only one killed is yourself.

You see, when a good red blooded American nut job will go on a rampage, killing innocent people, and then blow his own brains out, or go down in a shootout with the SWAT team, he's generally pissed off...and he s not saying "God is great" before he kills those people....not like those MARTYRBATION puppets that think theyre doing god's will every time one pops.

by Wørd Üpp March 9, 2013

Martyrbating

When you don't feel like masturbating but you do it anyway because you have nothing better to do.

I was so bored last night that I ended up just martyrbating until I fell asleep

by BoyWonder3 February 9, 2018

markyate

A Sh*thole of town in hertfordshire where people dress in nothing but fake yeezy’s and post shirtless pictures looking as if they are about to shit themselves.

are you from that shithole called ‘Markyate’

by jackchristie August 31, 2018

Marykatelynn

The most beautiful woman in all of the land with a lovely smile, eyes that glisten above all others, and an incredible sense of humor. Honestly she’s irresistible.

“Man, have you seen Marykatelynn lately?”

“Yeah she always looks so good, how does she do it?”

by moneymiggy December 19, 2018

Matrabate

The act of jamming your heel up your foof to get your jollies.

I know she was trying to stick it in her vagina like to matrabate

by Cyberllama July 4, 2021