Sleazy Martinelli

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

Martinar

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.

Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar

by James1202 August 2, 2012

Charles Martinet

The man who does the voice for the world famous (yes, world famous) Nintendo character Mario. He has voiced Mario since the days of Super Mario 64, and has been doing it ever since.

Martinet also does the voices for Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Toadsworth. He's awesome, isn't he?

Charles Martinet is great.

by Prues Byri April 19, 2009

bald martin

The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum

You: You are such a Bald Martin, Jesus!

Jesus: Gee thanks

by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019

martinjob

The act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night.

N: Did you hear what happened to Franzi the other night?
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.

by fivehorsemen April 29, 2011

Ricky Martin Combo

The Ricky Martin Combo is a trendy combination of drinks originating from Denmark. Combining two of Ricky Martin’s favourite drinks: Orange Wine and Sake. The combo (“RMC” for short) delivers a powerful surprise in every bartenders face when asked for the combo, also two pretty neat drinks.

Should be enjoyed in bars with friends listening to Ricky Martin.

Hey, I would like a Ricky Martin Combo please. You know, orange wine and sake, just as Ricky would have it.

by Bar Connoisseur April 30, 2022

St. Martin High

Ok let’s start off with the obvious stuff. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT. To sum it up St Martin is the preview of hell. It’s just a jumbled up community of furries, the worst of the bunch, emo kids that wear big ass boots. Those the lemon peppa steppas you got on? The rednecks, the weird freshman who act like they run this shit, the stoners (I am apart of this group. we chill asf) the nicotine fiends, the “fighters”, the REAL fighters, the wannabe thugs, the absolute hoes and then the normal people. The school food taste like it was cooked in satans kitchen. When I tell you there’s nothing worse than our school food, I’m not exaggerating at all. The bread is hard as a mf rock, the milk is spoiled, the sandwiches are stone cold, the other food served is either just trash or not even edible. If our school was an nfl team we’d be the jets rn. We have bs policies like UNIFORMS, no headphones even if we are just chillin in the courtyard not bothering anyone, and you can dye your hair the rainbow but you can’t get on your phone at all apparently. They shut down the internet cus I was getting too many bitches obviously. Also, y’all need to get y’all’s cringy ass relationships in check. Some of y’all be doing the most around people and try to say we jealous of y’all when y’all are being unbelievably obnoxious. Last thing, if you smell like ass, GO TO THE MF HYGIENE CLOSET. THAT SHIT IS FREE. especially if yo coochie stank like damn, got the whole school smellin like straight TUNA.

“What is St. Martin High?”
“Nothing can explain and the closest thing would probably be hell itself”

by Baby-D-K- October 20, 2021