Mactard

Someone who paid twice as much for a computer that does half of what a PC can do. Incapable of admitting this error, they weave an elaborate fiction, believing that they are unique and special snowflakes, when in fact they must slavish bond together with other logo-obsessed narcissists to reinforce their collective delusion of superiority.

Noticing that my home built PC lacked an Apple logo, the group of mactards snickered into their identical iMacs and began praying in unison to the Almighty Steve.

by Cresby June 9, 2010

Martyrdom

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.

I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.

by Keater January 7, 2008

marjtard

Doing something or saying something superiorly retarded. An unintelligent individual.

Also someone that is a follower and can't think for themselves.

The marjtard bends over backwards to any corporate demand.

by Friendly_Frank August 2, 2008

Madtarded

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.

"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"

by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

Martand

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.

Oh how i wish i had a Martand but I'm stuck with this asshole

by Bubbebybsb June 15, 2020

Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.

Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?

by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006

mactard

A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.

User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.

User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".

User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?

User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.

Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!

by Day2Die December 6, 2009