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ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"
by Alkys February 23, 2017
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Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.
"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."
by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017
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Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.
Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.
by NameDefiner March 30, 2003
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Markus

A really awesome kid. Markus's are known to be very funny, kind, and can sometimes obtain superpowers. When playing basketball or hockey, they can score without even looking at the net. They are also very good in bed.
That kid's so funny, bet his name is Markus.

My god, he just pulled a Markus.

That things huge! Is your name Markus?
by TheSuperHero'sFriend July 4, 2010
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Markuss

Big dick energy, usually tall and very charismatic. Gets hella girls and is the most wanted man with women and men.
Ayo Markuss has a humongous shlong
Look, its Markuss, hes probably fucked 20 women today.
by Smallppjake February 1, 2022
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Markus

Derived from the latin 'Markulus', the erotic art of achieving satisfaction using only gym equipment. The Markus is a coloquial term for when an exceedingly muscular individual lubricates two large dumbells with orange juice (with bits) and proceeds to conquer one's own inner majesty.
This activity has strictly homosexual connotations, females are welcome only during the ceremonial juice dousing of the dumbells. i.e. full blown rectal and oral enlightenment by cold hard iron, hence the term 'Pumping Iron'. Interestingly, participants commonly display disappointing hand-eye co-ordination, particularly when playing ping pong.
Greg: Did you see that?

Penelope: What?
Graham: He just performed the Markus.
Penelope: That looked painful.
Greg: He's going to hell, he should go to confession.
Charwin: Wakey wakey hand's off snakey ;)
Penelope: Why the fuck is Charwin here?
by Lubricated dumbell (with bits) December 15, 2016
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MarkussZigis

Dude from Latvia who plays excessive amounts of dota. Also an extreme sigma male. Gets zero bitches
P1: Markuss why do you play so much D2?
P2: It's because, im an chad-like male and I get no bitches. 😩
P1: boi, what the fuck? Oh so you're a true MarkussZigis.
by Tractoristic dude March 13, 2022
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