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Manticore

Manticore- Greek, meaning "Man Eater"

The ultimate badass "mythical" creature. As described in "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" by Newt Salamander:
"The manticore is a highly dangerous Greek beast with the head of a man. the body of a lion, and the tail of a scorpian. As dangerous as the Chimaera (a rare Greek monster with a lion's head, a goat's body, and a dragon's tail), and as rare, the manticore is reputed to croon softly as it devours its prey. Manticore skin repels almost all known charms and the sting causes instant death."
In the foreword of the book, Albus "FABULOUS" Dumbledore admits they are badass.

J.K. Rowling has mentioned this incredible beast several times throughout the Harry Potter series. For example, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, the manticore is said to have escaped a trial because everyone was too scared to go near it.

The award winning movie "Manticore" (2005) is somewhat accurate in showing that the manticore is a badass creature, but it inaccurate in showing that the manticore can be destroyed.

All manticores are born into the super exclusive "BFC" led by two manticores living on Long Island, New York.

YOU BETTER HOPE TO GOD YOU NEVER CROSS A MANTICORE'S PATH. IT MAY BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER DO.
Unknowing victim: "Hey is that a manti..." *gets eaten by manticore*
by A Manticore December 26, 2009
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Manaconda

An abnormally large and fat penis. Sometimes known for choking people to death.
Dude, she can't hang with my manaconda, it will choke her to death.
by Hostile Sausage June 29, 2009
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Manticore

In swinger lingo, a single truly bi male sought after by many couples. They are thought to be so rare that they have attained the status of mythical creatures. Similar to a unicorn.
Many swingers will go their whole lives without seeing two manticores in the same place.
by Dashuu2 February 17, 2010
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Manaconda

A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.
Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"
by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015
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Mantaco

Man-Taco (noun)
1. The male equivalent to a woman's Taco.
2. A male homosexual's ass.
3. A man's butt cheeks and crack when he bends over forms a taco like shape. (like a over sized cameltoe)
Dude, theres rumors floating around that Jessie from gym class got fucked in his Mantaco.
by JeremyW January 6, 2009
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Manaconda

This name was originally used by Tyra Banks when referring to America's Next Top Model Cycle 21 Winner, Keith Carlos. A manaconda is a man with a very large penis. It is a combination of the word Man and Anaconda the world's largest known snake.
Damn he's a manaconda!
How do you know?
We hooked up last night!
by StreetQueen989 January 13, 2016
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mantornado

An asshole with blonde hair and a complete dickbag to all
Oh here comes mantornado what a dick bag
by bum bag October 10, 2019
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