Mants: Testicles, Balls, awesome. Mants are another word for your chocolate salty ones that is new and refreshing (especially with a side of saliva -ladies you know what i mean). Mants is a word that sounds like its a mix of Man and pants or some other word but its really not and that's why the word itself is so intriguing. It's the word the super awesome Old Spice Guy has for his testicles so don't swan dive without them!
Dude lets tea-bag Javier" "No i cant my Mants are all cold and shriveled" "That's cool i was lying next to the heater so my Mants are hanging like a prostitutes Vagant" "Great lets go shame Javier
by killer-wabbits July 18, 2010
Get the Mantsmug. by Annonymous April 12, 2005
Get the Mantsmug. by dezpez November 20, 2007
Get the mantmug. That mante is ugly as hell
by 1-800 choke that hoe February 12, 2017
Get the mantemug. 
A Mant is the object of trolling. Originally coined by the fitness youtuber natural hypertrophy to refer to the several reactions generated by Bloha as a result of being ruthlessly trolled. The plural definition Mants refers to the collection of reactions from a lolcow. For example Blahino's mants range from sending death threats to pregnant women to the stolen valor of being a fake merc.
"Hey bro do know what mants are?"
"Yeah bro one time I trolled the hell out of my boy and he told me to kill myself, it was the funniest mants"
"The object of a troll is so goated LOL"
" TOP 10 Blahino MANTS go"
"Fake merc, Coath, stench athulete, goes to dentist...."
Mants: The object of trolling
"Yeah bro one time I trolled the hell out of my boy and he told me to kill myself, it was the funniest mants"
"The object of a troll is so goated LOL"
" TOP 10 Blahino MANTS go"
"Fake merc, Coath, stench athulete, goes to dentist...."
Mants: The object of trolling
by Grizzly213114 July 13, 2022
Get the MANTmug.