Mantis

The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.

Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.

by Shitron January 7, 2011

Spraying Mantis

A Spraying Mantis is what occurs when you are about to blow your load into your girl's mouth and you pull out and spray it all over her face instead, striking a mantis-like pose right as you jizz. *On a sidenote, make sure she doesn't bite the head off your dick afterward, females have been known to do that*

"So she said she would only give you a BJ? I hope you punished that bitch with a Spraying Mantis!"

by Ya dumb fuck May 16, 2010

mantis shrimp

A mantis type shrimp that lives in the ocean. It is a very creepy animal that you never want to tangle with.

There are two different types of mantis shrimp. One has a a hammer like claw, while the other has sharp claws that dig into your leg muscles. They are known to smash aquariums with their elbows.

BAM! I just got stabbed by a mantis shrimp. Now I'm dead.

by ryan April 16, 2004

Maninist

Like a feminist but only for men. Someone who fights for men's rights and believes in treating men like people not objects.

Maninist. Meaning one.

Because that believe is so dumb only one person would want to waste their time believing it.

by Let's be real April 28, 2016

psycho mantis

He knows whether you have been playing Castlevania!

I see that you have played Castlevania. --Psycho Mantis

by Alucard January 27, 2005

Mantis Comics

A comic industry and production studio made by Sean Cook. It started around 2002 with the lineup consisting of,

Sean Cook: Animation
Oscar Bole: Story
Kadir Halil-Shah: Art Supervisor
Ed Sparrow: Story Supervisor

Since then the lineup has changed to 2 people and is sometimes referred to by more serious enthusiasts as MantisJD comics since it teamed up with JD comics. The lineup is

Sean Cook: Story
Rory Donaldson: Art

Rory Donaldson is the creator of JD comics.

Mantis has produced various graphic novels ranging from heavy violence to comedy. Some of these are:

Carnage Comix

Dark Path

Funny Dude, Weird Dude, and Dasder (he appears in the later comics)

Haduri

Over the rain

Stick Mafia

Also recently mantis comics have turned themselves towards animations

go to www.mantis-comics.com for more info

mantis comics inc.

by TheUnderdoggsReturn April 6, 2009

MALitist

An expansion of 'Forum Elitist' and other variation of Elitism on the Internet.

Users of the MyAnimeList, who think they are better everyone else, including those who use the site.

This condescending attitude is dictated by one or more of the following:

-Their number of forum posts
-Their registration date/How long they have been using/active on the site
-Their position (usually a moderator/staff)
-How "popular" they are among the other users
-The number of many top rated reviews they wrote
-The number of anime/manga they have watched/read

They refuse to accept that other people have a difference of opinion on anime/manga they like, often trying to force their point of view on others - either via a heated forum discussion or a comment on others' profile.

You literally can't say one thing without some elitist with 10000 posts and his own forum minions ripping you a new asshole. There are some people on there who literally refuse to post unless they're arguing with someone to the death. This is a daily scene on episodic discussions and MAL is famous for it.

Myanimelist forums are straight trash and dominated by MALitists

by ThisAintOP December 10, 2015