Man Period is when the boyfriend decides he wants to be a girl and starts acting like he is entitled to be a whiny little bitch. As women, we have to accept the Man Period for what it is. A period without tampons, pads, or blood.
I just want to be up in the mountains, away from everyone so I can get through this awful Man Period that it currently bleeding out of my metaphorical Mangina.
by WarKnees June 29, 2017

When a man has anal sex so rough that his arse proceeds to bleed out, much like a conventional period.
by GoatedNallen July 16, 2009

when a guy has a drop in testosterone, so he produces weak sperm, and in turn his balls make him mad
by fixit.jackoff June 17, 2019

Ross: Dude whats going on, why u walking like that
Dan: I've just had my Man Period
Ross: You've just had what
Dan: My Man Period, my ass is soo sore
Ross: Sick
Dan: I've just had my Man Period
Ross: You've just had what
Dan: My Man Period, my ass is soo sore
Ross: Sick
by Aleksandr-the-great September 8, 2011

by Pat997 December 2, 2020

by kinglemur May 8, 2022

When a man is horny and or moody for a short or extended amount of time. Similar to a hornball but with mood swings.
by James Baldwin March 30, 2020
