Man Swine Flu

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

by deejayone July 22, 2009

man fluid rocket

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind and his orgasm is so powerful that his semen launches her into space.

Dude #1: "Hey, whatever happened to that chick? I haven't seen her around lately..."

Dude #2: "Yea man, I gave her the man fluid rocket, she's prolly around the asteroid belt right now."

Dude #1: "Nice."

by Brooks Brothers February 1, 2007

man flute

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

man flue

When men over exaggerate when they have a cold

Little bitch boy has the man flue when it’s only a cold

by Sina.d May 23, 2021

man fluid

Another slang term for the word semen. This one is a more vivid, straight to the point term.

I made gay love to my cousin and he swallowed up all of my hot man fluid, not leaving a drop to spill from his pre-teen mouth.

by The Godmother January 5, 2005

man fluff

The fluffy, spongy look of a man's pubic hair, when completely untrimmed or man-scaped.

That guy's pubes are so bushy, hi penis was practically hidden by his 'man fluff.'

by g-wrath December 19, 2013

Flutey Man

Like a bunty man but one that only focuses on male targets

"Your dad is a right flutey man"

by les misantrope November 26, 2012