male tears

male tears is slang used to talk about sperm

dude did you see sarah with the male tears mug? does she not know what that means???

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When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.

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Male tears

The word male tears is slang for semen often the word is found on mugs or cups drunken by feminists

The feminist drunk from the cop that said male tears on it otherwise known as semen

by Ethan wilson February 09, 2018

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male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017

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#male tears

Noun
Slang term for semen or ejaculate.

The tag redefines the term slightly as being like, or having to do with semen.
Used as innuendo. Similarly as one might use a wink and a nod.

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.

Anecdotally #male tears, are given as a token or representation that indicate "you're welcome", "thank you", and "fuck you" interchangeablely.

The best dates end in the morning, #male tears.

I'm glad we broke up but i'm going to miss guzzling those #male tears

He/she was really there when i needed them so i gave her/him some pearls, #male tears

by CupOfNo October 05, 2018

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