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Malachi

The guy no one went for all that much, though that's all you wanted to go for. He is different than literally everyone else. He has green eyes and dark brown hair. When you look into his eyes you fall for him harder each moment you stare into them. His smile makes you insane almost mad because of how adorable it is. He drives you crazy, but yet hes the one to keep you calm to stop you from having a rampage over something. I would say he is the type who is very awkward and shy and let's you do all the talking until he gets comfortable, even though he's so awkward he makes you awkward. He makes sure you're safe and happy but loves to make you frustrated just to be cute. You would do anything for him.... ANYTHING. He is the most handsome person in my eyes and makes me blush just thinking about him. He's a perv but the funny kind, he's probably the most sarcastic person you will meet besides yourself. Hugging him is like all your surroundings disappear and it's just the two of you, nothing else could tear the two of you apart. When you hold his hand it's so relieving to know someone else could finally understand you and to show off to all the bitches hes yours and only yours and nothing could ever change that. He faces the world with you, and whatever emotion you are in he is in because he couldn't stand you being sad so it makes him upset also, he would give you everything you want just to make you happy.
I love you Malachi, there's no me without you... If it wasn't for you I'd be in someone else's arms and it would never be the same.
by carlettuce August 25, 2016
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Malachi

A guy with a big dick and gets pussy all time. Does extremely well at all sports.
Girl:Look at him!
Girl 2:He's Malachi
by Heyhoes1094 June 1, 2017
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Malachi

Malachi is a great human. He always sees the funny side of what you are doing, no matter what. His deep brown eyes will stare lovingly into yours, and you will never let him go.
I wish I was a Malachi
by sumpybumpy November 7, 2019
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Malachi

Beautiful blonde/brown hair, pretty eyes, a well-built body and a bubbly personality. Malachi is pretty smart, and does football, basketball, and snowboarding. He appreciates his friends and likes messing with people. He is loyal and doesn't take shit from nobody. When he doesn't like someone he isn't afraid to admit it, and he tries not to get involved in any fights. Pretty much hangs out with everyone and likes to spend time with his family. He has goals and he doesn't like to hurt people mentally or physically. He is gorgeous and amazing. He's Malachi.
Girl: Damn he's hot. Who is that?
Girl #2: He's Malachi!
by hot77 October 23, 2013
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Malachia

Malachia's are very beautiful people, they're smart, generous, and amazing even though they've been through a lot they still care about the people closest to them. They never make someone feel bad for the way they are or the way they feel. They are very beautiful on the inside and the out, and are always there for the people that matter most to them. Everyone should have a malachia, they're the most incredible thing that's on this earth since sliced bread.
Malachia's are literally people I'd die for, no joke.
by AmazingSpork April 30, 2020
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Malachi

Coolest kid on the block that can bang anyone’s mom and sister and can still anyone’s girlfriend
by Andrei Bernal February 1, 2019
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Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"
by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018
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