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Maintenance Beers

Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.
"Hey Pete, why are you drinking, it's 8:30 in the morning"
Answer: "Maintenance beers Bro."
by Major Awesome April 2, 2010
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maintenance control

1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.

2. Slave Drivers

3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
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maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.
by home movies October 31, 2014
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maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex
Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
by JDub789 November 29, 2014
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maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.
"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."
by captainlarry February 9, 2010
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Maintenance drinks

The execution of drinking when maintaining an inebriated state under the circumstance of hangover
Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover
by Pregnant man November 27, 2014
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Maintenance Poop

The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.
by Lumbertrap September 18, 2015
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