Beers drank in order to fend off the early stages of hangover and/or alcohol withdrawal. Also used to repress deep-seeded anger towards life in general.
by Major Awesome April 2, 2010
Get the Maintenance Beers mug.1. Group of incompentent retards who complain about everything under the sun.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
2. Slave Drivers
3. People who walk around acting like they are the shit, when in fact they are bags of shit.
Guy 1: Hey man, you loaded the wrong jet.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
Guy 2: This is the one that Maintenance control told me to load.
Guy 1: Big suprise! Maintenance control rides the short bus.
by 231night crew August 18, 2009
Get the maintenance control mug.Related Words
What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.
by home movies October 31, 2014
Get the maintenance strokes mug.Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"
Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."
by JDub789 November 29, 2014
Get the maintenance fuck mug.Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.
By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.
By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.
"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."
"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."
"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."
by captainlarry February 9, 2010
Get the maintenance drinking mug.Steve: hey man aren't you already shmammered from last night? Why are you drinking?
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover
Cornellius: they're maintenance drinks, im helping myself. You should too.
Steve: well, thanks, i keep that in mind for next im i get hungover
by Pregnant man November 27, 2014
Get the Maintenance drinks mug.The act of visiting the bathroom with the intention to only urinate, but instead relieve a little poop as well as a means to prolong the time between your next bathroom visit.
I sat down on the toilet to take a piss on my lunch break, but I thought a maintenance poop would be a good idea since I have a meeting coming up.
by Lumbertrap September 18, 2015
Get the Maintenance Poop mug.