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foot maggots

What you get after taking a shower in a public place with bare feet
Joe stopped at a truck stop to take a shower and ended up with foot maggots
by Maria delCarmen Garcia December 30, 2009
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pulse of the maggots

A great song by the metal band, Slipknot.
"We, we are the new diabolic
We, we are the bitter BUCOLIC
If I have to give my life you can have it
We, we are the pulse of the maggots"
by dervishly August 7, 2006
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Blended maggots

Usually an appealing meal, but not the first pick. Cheap food, but taste like blended maggots.
Jenifer: "I'm hungry, how does McDonald's sound?"
David: "Do you mean blended maggots?"
Roman:""Why are you gay?""
by RIP, S.J ligma September 5, 2021
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Flys and Maggots

Flys and maggots are pests and insects. Flys are the fully grown form of a maggot. They tend to lay their eggs on carcasses and other dead things, so that when the eggs hatch, the maggots will eat the dead carcass.

Flys are flying insects that try to annoy you by getting on your food. Everyone hates them.
Person 1: "Look at those flys and maggots. Ugh."
Person 2: "I know, they're pests."
*Person 1 sprays insectasides on surrounding plants*
by DJ-Power September 30, 2009
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Pussy Maggots

Usually found in crusty, old, nasty, unused, worn out female genitalia.

Underwear must be worn very tight as not to allow any of the maggots to worm their way out to be seen by the general populace.
Dude 1 "Damn dude, did you see that fine as biatch she is hot as hell"

Dude 2 "Yeah, but I was told she has pussy maggots"

Both Dudes *BARF*
by DungHeapSally August 9, 2010
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Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.
"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."
by Information Douglas June 3, 2014
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Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screamingSkiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.
Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!
by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018
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