Mazeltov Cocktail

When a Jewish man jizzes into his Bar Mitzvah yamaka and then proceeds to spit in it. The yamaka is then furiously tossed into the face of his partner.

Michael was thrilled to throw his messy, Mazeltov Cocktail directly in Louise's face.

by BlueBoobies96 March 16, 2016

Mazeltov

When one celebrates the acquiring of a new smoking piece by wrapping an old one up in a napkin, smashing it, extracting the resin from the broken bowl and shaft, and smoking a resin ball.

We did a mazeltov last night with Tommy's new bong; we got so high.

I mazeltoved the other night with my new bubbler; my breath reaked.

by cthuluhulu May 28, 2011

Mazeltov cocktail

When you are old and decrepit and your time is done. You decide to go out in a yiddish blaze of glory.

Linda said shit, I'm done. I'm gettin' lit and I'm outta here *lights the wick in a bottle filled with gasoline and throws it to the ground--Joan of Ark-style* #Poof. "Mazeltov mother f'ers!"

So like Linda to go out in mazeltov cocktail style.

by lindalongarms February 22, 2019

mazeltov cocktail

A "Jewish good luck" alcoholic beverage that unexpectedly blows up in your face when you're about to take a sip.

Mazeltov cocktails are indeed extremely startling and traumatic. If said explosive concoction is carefully formulated to be non-injurious, though, but merely to scare da livin' crap outta da "victim", it can sometimes be effective in getting him to stop drinking altogether, just like da infamous snapping/shocking cigarette-pack is intended to encourage someone to "kick da habit", since da booby-trapped box's acutely-unwelcome "surprise" will make da smoker always warily think twice before "lighting up" in da future.

by QuacksO November 10, 2018

Mazeltov

A word that has any definition in the world.

Hey, put down my book you mazeltov.

Go mazeltov a cow.

by Kyle ----- May 2, 2006

Mazeltov

The Mazeltov is created when you are haveing sex with a girl or male (doggystlye) once in position you place a weed/cannabis grinder on your head (with or with out weed inside) and repeat the word Mazeltov saying it louder and more aggressive with every thrust, The aim is to keep the grinder on your head for as long as possible.

That bitch took a 22 thrust Mazeltov the other week what a slag!

Fancy a Mazeltov? Not on this day!

My mate chris gives the best mazeltovs you ever seen !

by The Fist 87 May 19, 2010

Mameltoe

Typically A hairy ape looking man with a hairy mole.

Mameltoe was eating the grass when his hair started to tickle

by Rico Juarez May 5, 2019