john madden

Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.

The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:

"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!

by madjackal May 2, 2004

Maddy Perez

The Queen B of Euphoria High school…All the girls wish they were her.

Stab her in the back you will regret it, much like her friend Cassie

When she is not completely destroying her abusive ex/bf/complicated in arguments you may find her beating some girl up, babysitting, or hanging out with friends

She also has the best y2k inspired fits

Did you know Cassie was sleeping with Maddys boyfriend Nate?

Do not F with Maddy Perez.

I need to know where Maddy Perez gets her clothes

by T. Cherie B. February 12, 2022

Madden Mobile Slay

The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.

Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?

by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017

all madden

v; the inability to gain control in a situation which already has insurmountable odds; so much so that you feel like the outcome of the situation is predestined.

adj; describes a situation which is out of ones grasp

1. Jorge: This is like the 50th time in a row that I lost
John: Don't worry about it dude you got fucking all maddened on that one

2. Bob Dole never had a chance, he faced an all madden situation

by Peter Godios February 19, 2008

Dirty Maddy

When a woman shoves an entire Christmas tree up her vagina and pushes out the ornaments over a snowman.

“What did you do last night?” “Oh me I watched your mother do a dirty maddy”

by Mymomsanalcoholicslut December 4, 2021

Steve Madden

Steve Madden is a shoe brand. Their ads can be found in magazines, usually it's figure with a HUGE head and a tiny body. The figure is almost always wearing extremely high heels. Steve Madden stores sell a large number of heels/platforms/boots, but they sell other types of shoes as well, including shoes for men. Stores can be found in most malls.

person 1: hey where did you get those shoes?
person 2: i bought them at steve madden.

by vanessa.* August 7, 2006

Maddy-ing

A state of being a mixture between crazy and random, LMAO and Waheeying, as well as being totally awesome.

WAHEEEEEEEEY! :') - Sorry i'm Maddy-ing...

by unknown.k June 4, 2010