Eat My Butt

A phrase used to disregard what someone says; Used when you have no earthly idea of how to respond; a come back.

Man: "I know I made a mistake calling you a fat oaf, but you should really forgive me. I'm your Dad!"
Girl: "Well you know what, Dad. Eat my butt."

by Hayyy February 5, 2008

Niggers In my butt

stefan's exclamation of boredom, waiting, or happyness.
or, something misfortunate taht has happened to somebody.

"niggers in my butt go round and round round and round"
lost my money. what a nigger in my butt.

by iehfi November 16, 2010

Nut in my butt

This is what you say to anyone when you don’t have a good exuse to get out of something

Person 1: hey did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet?
Person 2: Nut in my butt instead
Person 1: what
Person 2: what

by Sin7032 June 25, 2018

Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 30, 2016

peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

too close to my butt

A phrase used when someone invades your personal space or if you do not like what is going on.

Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"

Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"

by kornpops827 October 1, 2010

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

by General America December 19, 2010