MP

Member of Parliament

MPs are expected to vote on Tuesday to overthrow the Canadian government.

by 1L November 29, 2005

MP

Short for Magic or Mana points, used in many rpgs

HMM cost 5000 MP??!?!?!?!

by SirZat, That sexy beast March 13, 2005

MP

n.Short for Modest Pimp. One who engages in sexual activity with several partners yet promotes modest behaviour. May hate onions.

Daigo: d00d, i jus hurrd u tapped 4 chyx last nyte. RoX0rz! u=1337, i=n00b
Alex: wtf...didn't happen man...imma break ur sternum
Daigo: LOL! 1337!!! u are teh MP!

by Daigo April 01, 2005

MP

Acronym for Member of Parliament. In the UK,MPs are white middle class people who wear glasses and have thinning grey hair. Most MPs own several homes paid for buy the people who voted them into power. MPs in the UK, were once in charge of voting on issues of public policy but have given these powers to the French and the Germans in the form of an organisation known as the EU.

MPs have become famous for asking the public to pay for essential items for their homes such as bath plugs, cat food and the cleaning of moats. Some female MPs most notably Jaqui Smith enjoy watching pornography with their ugly middle class husbands.

An MP has resigned for claiming his homosexual tendencies on expenses. This will force a bi-election.

by UKIPsno1 June 16, 2009

MP

Used by Pagan people as a greeting on the 'net.
It means "merry part"...

Me: It's getting late, I think I'm going to go.
You: Ok, talk to you later.
Me: mp
You: mp :)

by Ette July 11, 2003

MP

The Most Dangerous Gang In all of Murdaland USA these niggaz have been known to go hard and be in numerous fights.

Those MP niggaz go harder then anybody that i know...

by Mafia Peligroso 4 Lyfe September 01, 2007

MP

Abbreviation for Man Power.

Sergio - Hey, i think i saw you walking outside the store with your girlfriend, I didn't say hi because I wasn't sure if it was you...
Mario - Who was carrying the bags?
Sergio - The man of course...
Mario - Than it wasn't me...
Sergio - Wow, that's some serious MP

by Sergio Galindo September 12, 2007