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Model

An 'occupation' for those too mentally-challenged to seek a real job, thus resort to lightly exposing their bodily features for money. In extremely rare cases is one even marginally intelligent.

Such people are only attractive to the lowest common denominator because whores are bad and true beauty exists internally.
Person with true beauty: I treated multiple aneurisms on the surface of a patient's large intestine during surgery today by performing sedative treatment and vessel suturing. In turn, I saved his life by preventing them from rupturing. How was your day?

Typical Model: LIK, U KNOWW, I WASS TRYIN OUT THE KNEW MAC LIP GLOSS LOL AN TEH COLUR MATSHED MY DRES!!!11111eleven!!!
by Reju July 29, 2008
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A person who poses and has pictures of themselves taken for ads/porn/posters/etc. A models job is usually to try to get clothing and other items sold.
Models are not realistic. Do not compare yourself to them. Many models (especially females) are anorexic and/or bulimic. Models often have UNhealthy eating (or not-eating) habbits. Pictures taken of models are often air-brushed to make them look "prettier" and/or thinner. Models are fake. Do not try to look like one.
Tyra Banks is a famous Victoria's Secret model.
Person A: Look at that model. I want to look like her.
Person B: She is air-brushed and fake. She is probably anorexic and/or bulimic. Please, don't try to llok like her. It's unhealthy!
by I_Love_Me October 12, 2004
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a human that leans over the toilet and puts their finger down their throat in order to walk on a runway.
Example 1:

Model: Oh no! Is that a crack in the wood? *falls through*


Example 2:

Model: *looks in mirror* "Where did I go?!?!?!"
by kayshreedah December 24, 2008
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a sexy guy of Stedman, NC and he is just drop dead sexy
Oh dang lets bang Josh Harris he looks like a sexy model.
by Bonquisha Smith October 5, 2007
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A person who thinks food is poisonous therefore doesn't eat anything to make others starve and die.
The model fell off the cliff but floated she was so thin.
by Mrnerd June 12, 2016
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What is a model? Valeria
by nononononame January 31, 2019
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Never camera shy. Has the brightest silver crystal eyebrows you have ever seen. Their poses look awkward all the time and that is why they rock them. They fall off of chairs and onto the floor and use it as a photoshoot moment. Their mum does their makeup for the shoots and Charles James directs the sexy photoshoot. If you find a model, fall over a chair with them.
"Modellin"
by Shankyboy March 23, 2020
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