missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

Missile Dick

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

missile launchers

Term to discribe large erect nipples on a set of moobs.

"I see your trying to show off those guns Mr. Tight Shirt, but I can't seem to look past those missile launchers fat boy!"

by n00bch0p February 11, 2009

missile anus

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

by vince_k May 19, 2016

Missile Cushion

The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)

I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.

I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.

by Act: Don M. Name: Tim B. March 31, 2009

Missile Tits

The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions while during calistentics.

-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!

by Jone Merler July 16, 2008