Misleading the Queen

When your Johnson lets you down in front of an older lady.

Boris is guilty of misleading the queen! Do you think the honorable member will ever be able to stand again?

by BadgerBodger September 25, 2019

Misledia

Powerful self serving news organizations that claim to be main stream, fair and ballanced or giving us the full story that intentialy mislead the American people.

The Misledia should be taken very seriously because they hold the power to promote, demote or appoint almost anyone to almost anything and the American people will gladly accept it.

by The New Donnie B February 11, 2010

mistledoeing

When a cam girl (or any other person) plays with their dildo while listening to christmas carols.

Ttyna was mistledoeing while performing her shows on Christmas day

by georgeoct December 27, 2013

misleading

causing someone to believe something that is not true:
misleading information/statements
Coments must not create a misleading impression.

misleading comment!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Miledy

A beautiful, intelligent, classy women. She's shy and lovable. Her heart is as big as her ass.

She's a Miledy, I gotta cuff her.

by Miledy August 11, 2016

Milledgeville, IL

Really small, farming community about 120 miles west of Chicago. This town literally has NOTHING to do in it, unless you enjoy church-hopping or drinking at lame bars with the rest of the village drunkards. The only excitement on a Saturday night, is driving down to Sterling and hanging out at Wal-Mart or the geriatric playground called the Northland Mall.

Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"

Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."

Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."

by wimperingkittens December 1, 2009