miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

miserable bitch

A woman preferably around the age of settling down who is not happy and washed up with no soap involved she doesn't want to see no one else happy she's a old sad mad worn out noodle

"She could not keep a man , she had several kids , no job and she wanted to mess with whomever she could ... she was a miserable bitch"

by Lolakat0207 October 22, 2015

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

Miserable ass

Someone who is always angry and rude, specifically toward adults/teachers

So Mrs. Spencer emailed me today Aiden, you miserable ass!

by Cjstaple February 4, 2019

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

Miserable Coffee

A cup of coffee, usually Maxwell House, that is drunk in a miserable; sad and depressing, cold situation, to either make the situation either less or even more miserable.

Ugh, what a morning, I'm gonna go get another cup of miserable coffee.

by T405ED March 9, 2009

miserable fucking prick

A person that has no moral understanding. An ass hat. Someone that parks like a schmuck and doesn't apologize. Worse than a miserable prick.

Someone that lives at 11900 Champion Lake

This miserable fucking prick blocked my car.

by Justletmepark May 29, 2018