Milkmaid

A woman who performs oral sex on a man or men, particularly on an ongoing or regular basis, where the oral sex is the primary dimension to the relationship.

John: "Man, I need a milkmaid who can drain my balls a couple of times a week."
Randy: "Why not place an ad on Craigslist for that?"

by Been There, Done That October 18, 2012

Milkmaid Express

A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.

My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

milkmaid

When a female sucks her own breast(s)

Hey check out Jane in the corner, she's milkmaiding - this ain't no party foul!

by pidgey January 4, 2005

milkmaid

a woman with a extremely curvy figure

Damn baby, you have got to be a milkmaid with those kind of curves!

by Peru April 30, 2005

MILKMAID

To jack off two men simutaneously. This can be done while driving down the road in a pick-up truck or an old car with a bench seat.

Jim and I were cruising down the road and Jenny did the milkmaid on us. How cool was that??

by billy bob1 October 6, 2006

MilkMaid

One who drinks vast amounts of milk, sometimes to the point of becoming physically sick.

My friend, Eric , does milk with pizza. He is the biggest milkmaid I have ever met.

by Ashley Victoria November 5, 2008