MILF

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

MILF

Mom I'd Like to FUCK

Man dawg your mom is such a MILF, hook me up!

by Nat_da_STAR March 6, 2007

MILF

"Mom Id Like To Fuck"
used by VH1 during "100 Hottest Hotties" to describe many pregnant women and women that have children.

"Angeleina Joli is a MILF"
"Stacy's Mom is DEFNIATLY a MILF ;)"

by horny guy March 29, 2004

MILF

A MILF is a hot ass chick who you later find to be David Caseley's mum! Genuinely an Abberviation of:

M: Mum
I: I'd
L: Like to
F: Fuck

A MILF is a Great looking mum

A: Hey have you seen David Caseley's mum

B: Oh Yeah shes a right MILF, I totally want to give her a hot lunch and Cleveland Steamer

see also Hot Lunch and a Cleveland Steamer

by wilkybarkid January 18, 2008

MILF

See: "SARAH PALIN"

"Sarah Palin is one hot ass MILF"

by mustyman March 17, 2009

MILF

men i'd like to fuck

Gay one man desiring to fuck another, in other words, men i would like to fuck (MILF)

by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an islamic militant group in the Phillipines.

MILF members don't really like to be confused with moms I'd like to fuck.

by 32121 July 21, 2016