2 definitions by donkeypuncher

a very atractive mother that one would desire to engage in sexual intercourse with (see justin's mom)
Dude Justin's mom is such a milf! It's to bad she's a lesbian
by donkeypuncher June 1, 2005
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Canned Drink in New Zealand. Sales have skyrocketed!!

It's actually sarsaparilla
Gimme a pack of B&H 20's and a can of SARS, bro.
by donkeypuncher May 23, 2003
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