Melisa

Melisa is the most wonderfull girl i’ve ever meet. She is insecure About many things that i dont see. She s a astrology type and is a friendzoner she is funny and sweet, she is always honest. Fuck

Melisa she is kind and honest

by Zoraaaaxoxo January 1, 2020

Any meats a treat

The female equivalent of "any hole is a goal".

Female 1: "Ew, don't have sex with that guy, he doesn't even have a job!!

Female 2: "Oh well, any meats a treat"

by Genitahlia November 29, 2019

Melis

A girl who is the best kind you can find. She's smart, one-of-a-kind, adorable, sweet, sexy, hot, amazing, talented, beautiful, bitchy, evil, diabolical, and she's gonna take over the world one day. Watch out, cuz that girl has a great attitude she knows how to use! Awesome body, too.....

Ugly girl: I wish I was a Melis. They're amazing

by yoyoyo45272 December 30, 2016

Bad Meets Evil

Eminem and Royce da 5' 9'' formed this group in 1999 and split up after releasing a small album in 1999. They joined together to release ''Fast Lane'' a single in 2011. They will be releasing an EP called ''Hell: The Sequel'' on June 14th 2011 according to Paul Rosenberg.

Guy 1: yo what you listening to?
Guy 2: bad meets evil.. Em and Royce spitting some fucking dirty rhymes.

by Wannamuffin June 22, 2011

Meltstaff

To have a nuclear meltdown at the slightest mention of something negative about you on the interwebz.

I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.

Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?

by Campaigner February 19, 2015

Melisa

Melisa is a person who would sacrifice anything for you. She is very selfless and will put you before herself. She will never fail to make you feel loved even if she has her own problems. If you ever get the chance to find yourself a girl with this name keep her close. It will be the best thing you could ever do and I assure you that you wouldn't regret it. Treat her right and she will give you the world I promise.

Melisa-the best person you could possibly ever meet that's a good enough example for anyone.

by Mrwhite :) June 12, 2021

Uber Meats

Just like uber eats, but dropping dick off instead. In order to work as uber-meats driver, you need a dodge challenger or such.

Uber Meats is here, did you order extra sausage?
Uber Meats. Delivering dick on da daily

by lostinthefire April 21, 2020