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forced my lute

An old-timey obscure saying found in a letter about distilling coal.
No-one knows for sure its meaning, current theories suggest meaning something similar to "forced my hand."
Forced my lute, or broke my glasses (as used in the letter)
by bowlofsoup August 17, 2023
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ab-so-f***in-lutely

Simply it means; DEFINITLY, but it can also be used as obviosly or somthing very agree-able
Chico 1:"damn shes fine!!!!"

Chico 2: AB-SO-F***in-LUTELY!!!!!"
by Chica5 May 9, 2006
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lute

lute is a wonderful person, above and beyond goddesses and gods, she is of Polynesian blood.

everyone should worship people who are named lute.

it is not pronounced LOOT okayyyyy... it is loo-tear. thank you.

- rose beef ✌🏽
e.g. "Lute is amazing!"
by L._. July 5, 2021
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Evangelical Lute

A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.
"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.
by A volleyball lover April 27, 2023
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Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)
"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."
by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023
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force one's lute

verb
1. To annoy, irritate or mildly upset someone, sometimes unintentionally; grind one's gears, tick one off, get on one's nerves, rustle one's jimmies, overcook one's pasta.

Derived from a misinterpretation of a phrase from "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle" by John Clayton.

2. (obsolete) To break a seal, and possibly, the object(s) it adheres to as a result. Usually in relation to chemistry equipment.
1. "It really forces my lute when fonts use the clearly inferior and much uglier double-story lowercase letter "A" (а) rather than the superior, easy-to-write, sleek and beautiful single-story lowercase "A" (ɑ). But what forces my lute even further is the fact that the eyesore of a symbol that is the double-story lowercase "A" has managed to slither its way into most modern typefaces, becoming the standard with, bafflingly, barely any public pushback. The first letter of our alphabet truly deserves better."

1. "I decided to take Gerald somewhere different for lunch. I think the buger-bungeps we were served were forcing his lute, and he was in a bad enough mood already."

1. "A light that bright and harsh could easily force one's lute as they're trying to sleep."

2. "...At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses."
by SirDarwin March 30, 2024
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Lute

Lute basically means “gay” and it comes from the people of Lut (kaum Lut), who were having a bisexual or gay of a sexuality.
When someone’s joking with you and puts his finger in your behind you tell him:” Ehda ya Lute!!”
by Yaddo June 8, 2021
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