lump

Protrusions from the body especially in reference to female body parts.

Fergie: "My lovely lady lumps"

by Useless Information August 19, 2006

lumping

To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)

Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.

I'd rather be at home lumping on you.

by Ms N August 3, 2009

Lump

To laze about. Being inactive and unmotivated.

"All my wife ever does on her days off is lump on the couch watching tv or playing PS2"

by Roxanne July 30, 2003

Lump

Someone who tries to make fun of another but ends up offending every single person in this world using baseless accusations.

"That guy tried to make fun of me but ended up being a lump.

by Noobyrex March 7, 2014

Lump it

The term "lump it" means to not do something or forget about it. Lump it replaces the saying "fuck it." However, lumping it gives you the same satisfaction as if you did the task at hand, even if you didn't perform such an action. "Lump it" can be used as a noun, adjective and verb, such as; Lump it, Just lump it, lumping, lumped or simply lump. The use of the phrase will soon come naturally. I would explain the definition more but lump it.

Mike: "I have a paper due for class tomorrow."
James: "Just lump it bro."
Mike: "Good call man."

Zoie: "Wake up! You have class in 15 minutes!"
James: "Nah, I'm just gonna lump it."
Zoie: "James! Wake up!
James: "Baby, I said I'm lumping it."

Mike: "Imma be lumping it in my bed all day."
James: "Cool, watch me play Skate2."
Mike: "Alright, toss me a soda bro."

by GuitarSano May 14, 2011

Lump

Lump is a useless husband who doesn't have a job, doesn't pay bills, or doesn't do household chores.

When I got home today, Lump was playing videogames and hadn't fed the kids.

Lump didn't wash his shit-stained underwear and I'm not touching them.

by Evelle1 January 25, 2017

$lump

One of the fastest talking packers in the discord community hes the chosen one he thrashes the treeshes that stand in his way and puts them ina genjutsu of eternal violation he also low mics his opponents that are on pc with his mobile device making it worse for the enemies reputation he is the chosen one , the almight

Fans: IS THAT $LUMP YOOOO

Fans: $lump packs so fast.i dont know how he does it,he’s unhuman!

by $lump December 13, 2020