by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.
1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls
3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.
4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.
5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.
I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?
by FallenOne January 29, 2004
A 45-year-old male geologist from South Park, Colorado, who understands his daughter.
Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
Her music is inspired by feelings of acceptance and days of the week.
by Safe Place May 24, 2020
A man of noble rank in a monarchy. Historically, lords governed land for the king under the feudal system, and thus served to provide for the people. Now, the title is just ceremonial, a figurehead.
All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.
The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.
All the same, "lord" (or "lady") can refer to somebody who is very skilled at something.
The female counterpart of a lord is a lady, being either the wife of a lord or a woman who holds the position of a lord in her own right.
In other European languages, the equivalent to "lord" is used as the form of address for men; Dominus, Signore, Señor, Monsieur, Herr, etc.
by Lorelili May 4, 2007
To be completely dominated by another person, regardless of the context or situation; similar to being "owned," but implying an even greater degree of humilation.
Fat Frank lorded you in that pie-eating contest bro!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
You pansies just got lorded in that two-on-two tournament!
by Sinc-Dog December 8, 2006
Drunk, Shitfaced, Pissed. Like loaded but one stage above. Hierarchically in terms of drunkenness very high up the scale :)
by councillor colin kemp the 2nd June 28, 2009
a guy who is the f*cking coolest person to ever be...not to mention he is straighter than an arrow and the girls throw themselves at him
by c April 30, 2004